Its about love! OTHO: Let me say it (dramatically) DEATH! (ADAM kisses BEETEJUICE. MAXIE DEAN: Oh, dont mind her. But what if it doesnt last? BEETLEJUICE: Nothing, so your dad wants to suck me into this fancy box. WE'RE MORE THAN DETRITUS WE'RE FINALLY ALIVE! Welcome! CHARLES: Where is the shrimp? LYDIA: I have been alone since my mom died! I have been waiting for so long for you people to die, and now youre here and I just think were going to make such a great team, dont you? In a haunted house, all alone! From A Chorus Line to You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, we've got plenty of monologues from musicals to choose from! The happiness is completely gone, and that just makes me really sad. LYDIA: What's goin' on, Delia? having plummeted off the Winter River Bridge. I mean you saw these schmucks up here. All Ive gotta do is get a living person to say my name three times. ADAM: Again, we do not want to kill anyone! EVEN, LIKE, A TAX ATTORNEY WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER, SOMEBODY WITH GRAVITAS SOMEBODY TO FEAR WHO, ADAM: Excuse me, Mr. Beetlejuice we can kind of hear you. You know what it feels like to get everything you thought you ever wanted, but still feel like no one will every love you? Except her. ADAM: Barbara! I meant to say. So if you wanna save Barbara, then I need you to marry me! DELIA: Lydia, we talked about this sad, saddy, sadness stuff, yeah? BEETLEJUICE: Quick! GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. Theyre the real villains of this show. The Maitlands and Beetlejuice, Lydia thinks, can bring her to the netherworld to see her mother once more. Lets say we are dead thats bad, obviously, but hey, maybe! Who knows what hes done to Lydia! Beetlejuice The Musical is rumoured to open in London's West End in Spring 2023. You both get em. Hi there. Demon's Dance. Chapter 1: The Netherworld. BEETLEJUICE: Well make it snappy, I WANT CAKE! DELIA: AH! I can bring your daddy so much pain. I wish I was still alive, I WAS DRIVING LAMBORGHINIS SIPPING SUPER-DRY MARTINIS, AN UNHAPPY BEAUTY QUEEN WHO DREAMED TO BE MISS ARGENTINA, I WOULD'VE STUCK IT OUT KNOWING WHAT LIFE'S ABOUT, I WOULD HAVE LOOKED WITHIN AND LET LOVE IN SOMEHOW, SEE A SHRINK CALL A PRIEST ASK THE RECENTLY DECEASED, DEATH IS FINAL AND YOU CANNOT PRESS REWIND, SKYDIVER: DON'T JUMP WHEN THE LIGHT IS RED, TOASTER LADY: TOASTERS SHOULD BE USED FOR BREAD, FOOTBALL PLAYER: NIETZSCHE WAS RIGHT, Y'KNOW, TO LIVE IS TO SUFFER, BRO, I WOULD'VE LAUGHED AND DANCED AND LANCED EVERY SACRED COW, 'CAUSE LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS SUPER LONG, MISS ARGENTINA: IF I KNEW THEN (IF I KNEW), ALL: I WOULD'VE CROSSED EVERY LINE AND DRANK ALL THE WINE, I WOULD RIDE THE HIGHS AND CHERISH THE LOWS, GOING, IT'S A QUICK TRICK 'ROUND THE RODEO, MISS ARGENTINA: SO BEFORE THEY LOWER THE CURTAIN, BE CERTAIN TO ENJOY THE SHOW, ENSEMBLE: LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS LONG HERE, ONE MINUTE THEN IT'S GONE. If you're a fan of Beetlejuice the Musical on Broadway, then you probably know Elizabeth Teeter. So, I have an idea. Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. Delia! /Say my name/. Ooohh? Look, I know things have been difficult-. CHARLES: Thats insane, shes not(BEETLEJUICE uses his powers to shut up CHARLES. Maybe, we can help each other! I'm on the bench, but coach. 2."Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. And we should tell her that! OKAY! AH AH AH! Maybe Ive been all wrong about you. Own that. Theyre queens! Oh, Adam, were just getting started! (snaps photo.) LYDIA: A SOUND THAT MEANS NO MORE CONDESCENDING ADULTS HANGING AROUND, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: EACH WAIL AND EACH MOAN. The rule bookI present: The Handbook for The Recently Deceased. We do not want to kill people! DELIA: The b is silent, but it still stings. howd you get her to marry you? BARBARA: That needy pervert was right. Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. Check it out, Lydia! ADAM: (as if hes possessed.) CHARLES: I already did change. Well that wouldve been good to know. But a genuine haunted house? Alex Brightman and Sophia Anne Caruso in "Beetlejuice." Matthew Murphy. LYDIA: Greetings, ghosts. (referring to DELIA.) I was in a sweat lodge. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, nope, thats the wrong card. Wait, why aren't you dancing? LYDIA: Hey Delia! Every success begins with sucks and ends with yes. And here we are sneaking around like two teenagers at a church picnic. Hi, boys! CHARLES: Delia, there is nothing in your head. Welcome, welcome, welcome! The dead lead lives of noisy desperation in "Beetlejuice," the absolutely exhausting new musical that opened on Thursday at the Winter Garden Theater. DELIA: Black reminds me of a funeral! BEETLEJUICE: AHH YOU FOOLED ME WITH LOVE! LYDIA: Wow, this is going to be such an interesting night! You were so desperate for somebody to love you that you act like a damn fool. ONE DAY YOU MAY WAKE UP ALONE, DELIA: 'CAUSE YOUR HUSBAND AND HIS BOYFRIEND BOUGHT A BOAT AND THEN THEY SAILED AWAY TO ROME, DELIA: SO YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP IN DEEP DESPAIR, TALKIN' TO THE WALLS 'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE THERE, 'CAUSE THAT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE TO HAVE A FAMILY, THAT YOUR AGING ASS WILL HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT , A LITTLE "I AM STILL YOUNG!!!" What an effervescent young lady you are. it is my job to help transfer you out of the overwhelming emotional life, and into the blissful numbness and soothing solitude that awaits you in the infinite abyss of nothingness that is the Netherworld. So mean. Im a dead guy, stuck in the world of the living with nothing, and no one to share it with. Ready, Set, Not Yet - Adam . LYDIA: Classic Bait and Switch, Oldest trick in the book! My guruOtho! she utters this indignant monologue. The musical held its final performance on March 11, 2020, after Broadway and New York City's biggest . Fuck Brigadoon. BEETLEJUICE: YES ADAM! BEETLEJUICE: HIS NAME WAS KEVIN! LYDIA: WAY BACK WHEN I WAS JUST TEN SIMPLE AND SWEET, EVERYWHERE, FELLAS WOULD STARE OUT ON THE STREET, LYDIA: NOW ONE OF 'EM LOVES ME, WANTS TO BE MINE, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY, MY CREEPY OLD GUY, BARBARA/DELIA: GIRLS MAY SEEM DISGUSTED, BUT WE'RE ACTUALLY JUST SHY, BEETLEJUICE: I AM OLDER, BUT I'M GLAD I WAITED, ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY. CHARLES: Because it hurts too much! DELIA: Its like my guru Otho always says, If you dont take a chance, you dont have a chance, because you didnt take it!. Well that was a soliloquy, so you're the one who's being rude. Im gonna find my mom! I'm sure Dad will ruin it. ADAM: So, crazy story. LYDIA: Really? I am utterly alone. This is such an interesting font! Source: . Hes a monster. 2019 Broadway Beetlejuice the Musical Songs with Lyrics. And yet, I worry. LYDIA: What? BEETLEJUICE Isnt this amazing? OTHO: Delia! What if shes possessed? And life! Im invisible. CHARLES: Lydia, you have moped around for months, dressed in black, obsessing about death! Wow, are those birds? "The Swamp" in The Acting Coach Approach: 48 Monologues for Kids . CHARLES: No, shes still too fragile. Every dead person gets one, but since youre not actually dead, wanna see a sad puppet show? OTHO: Please! So lets scare my dad! Thank God you didn't die in Italy.". ADAM: Wed love it! CHARLES: What? LYDIA: NO! ), THEY GOTTA GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (WE'RE SCARY, VERY VERY SCARY! Charles! I thought she was terrifying, but nobody knew who she was. DELIA: Why say doubt, when you can stop at do. Then you won't believe how far I'll go. CHARLES: Delia, you erotic astronaut! BEETLEJUICE: Your mom? Basically it follows the plot of Beetlejuice the Musical, but Lydia's twin friends, Lily and David come to try and help their friend through this trying time. I know, theres still so much I wanted to do. Its time for Americas favorite game show! It's a gold mine! There are people downstairs. LYDIA: You know what? (more chase.) STOREROOM - DAY Adam puts away the tape but keeps on humming the song. All you gotta do is say my name. DELIA: About that. One big dark room. ALL (excluding LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO HOME, CHARLES: COME MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA, MAXIE DEAN: Come mister tally man, tally me banana. Im not buying it, time to die! Stripey Ghost Man? Because I dont think we can. "Things seem pretty quiet. BEING YOUNG AND FEMALE DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M AN EASY MARK, BEETLEJUICE: I'M OFFERING YOU A FULL-TIME SPECTER. Beetlejuice the Musical Script by Jesse. Now, we dont have a lot of time. CHARLES: Youre right. BEETLEJUICE: I mean you literally jumped into hell to get away from me. I thought I was bringing my mom back! Beetlejuice tickets will be available to purchase soon. Lady, you're forgetting something! CHARLES: Good! (BEETLEJUICE possesses BARBARA and ADAM.). To be her what do you call yourself again? I mean, not this, I dont think anyone could have predicted this. Its okay at Christmas, but the rest of the year, you gotta put it away! Which reminds me, I got you a new dress for your fathers business dinner! We left each other behind. BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, Dad! You are like ice! BEETLJUICE: You know overnight delivery cost extra. Im bringing my mom back! Im his fifth wife! LYDIA: Perhaps thats because I myself, am strange and unusual. BEETLEJUICE: Theyre taking it to the dump and without me theyre going to do that to everything! I guess Ill just go. Keep it coming gentleman! BEETLEJUICE: Well then, go fuck yourself. Upgrade to PRO New meat! I'LL MAKE THE BEST OF BEING FLESH AND BONE, BEETLEJUICE: Thats right! I havent always been such a good mother. But you can. Well, Bye! And he gave me this. So, goodbye. THE THREE OF US ALONE CAN WRECK DAD'S EVENING, YEAH, I GOT GAME! Thats why Ive been trying so hard to build a new one. GOOD OLD FASHIONED WEDDING WITH SOME DANCING AND UN-DEADING. Sorry! Why dont you and I clear out all that old junk in the attic, and build you a dark room! Girl, just say it three times in a row. By the time you read this, I will be gone, having jumped off . Barbara, the pig! Guy talk howd you do it? In the new Broadway adaptation of Tim Burton's 1988 cult classic film "Beetlejuice," teenager Lydia takes center stage alongside the . And I never got the chance to use them while I was alive. This . ADAM: Im confused, you can see us without the sheets. Enjoy live events at insider prices. BEETLEJUICE: No. Beetlejuice : I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. All monologues are property and copyright of their owners. (more chase.) DELIA: Nope! And Im not gonna let you take it from her! BARBARA: Were just a normal couple. Its the one room in the house thats still ours! BEETLEJUICE: I'm sorry, you're giving me advice? She held her lip between her teeth and went to find him at once. Hey Lydia, check this out Dance break! Ah! CHARLES: Thats because Im trying to Delia, do your job please, life coach her. Oo! MISS ARGENTINA: But thats impossible, you youre a living girl. Pigs cant climb! ADAM: I never even used this and then I felt bad that I never used it. BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah right! Barbara! BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? We mostly just watched and drank wine. Feel nothing. And nothing else exists. Were going to play a little game! LYDIA: Excuse me, are you ghosts? Just a bunch of Howards and then you die. But when angst . I cant see! BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, time moves differently when youre dead, but boy does it move. Juno: The whorehouse was my idea! Sophia Anne Caruso, the talented young star of "Beetlejuice," surprised a lot of the musical . *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. He needs therapy! Step 4: Select a monologue. LYDIA: I cant change anything! Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. BARBARA: It was SO hard! Pluslearn to throw your voice! Im sorry everybody. Then I guess theres no rush! It will play its final show at the Marquis Theater on Jan. 8, 2023. Ill just ask Adam and Barbara. Whats a matter Chuck? Just put me in the game. BUT BEETLEJUICE, IT'S NOT AS IF I'VE LOST MY MIND. A toast to my father and his all important business! Now Charles, weve not yet discussed my fee. Im gonna say it! I think I really captured your essence. And their eyes! And that is exactly how we can beat him. Hibiscus_Flower. COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! And Id like us to be a family. It couldve been bad! For we do not walk alone." LYDIA: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE SAD CLOCKS . Here goes nothing. Can I bring her back? DELIA Business friends: I have only known this amazing, amazing man and his unique daughter for a few months I don't even know how many, I'd have to check my pay stubs! but, as my guru Otho always says. CHARLES: Hey! ; Establishing Character Moment: Adam and the spider. And that is why you need me! (Instrumental with screams layered as BEETLEJUICE is unleashed.). After Adam and Barbara realized that Lydia wasn't like the rest of her family, they didn't want Betelgeuse to scare her anymore. BEETLEJUICE: Whered I lose you? (LYDIA stabs him.) Alright. Hold on! Now I just need to convince Maxie Dean. DELIA: Charles! LYDIA: We made a good team! We used to make the haunted houses in the garage, but, in the summer so no one expected it. BARBARA: Lydia, no, you don't know what will happen. Adam, wanna do the honors? Stupid sheet!, (Ad lib.). Beetlejuice will play its first show on Friday, April 8, 2022, it was announced Monday. 2) Starbuck 3) John 8: 12: "I am the light of the world. Youre leaving me? LYDIA: Recently Deceased. ADAM: Barbara, run! LYDIA: Dad! Id like to meet my fianc, Delia. BEETLEJUICE: Why does everyone KEEP LEAVING ME! Let's haunt this bitch! But honey, whatever it is you think youre looking for, youre not gonna find it. Barbara, this is our stuff BARBARA: A SHRINE TO THE FEELINGS WE'VE BEEN REPRESSING, BARBARA: UNFINISHED PROJECTS MEANINGLESS OBJECTS. Theres very good energy in here. Im the perfect person to help you battle your ghost. Your mother loved this song. ), ADAM: Somebody do something! Source: www.enca.com. One minute youre on top of the world, and the next minute, you feel like no one will ever love you This guy knows what Im talking about! Every single time I finally feel like I start to belong, its Goodbye Delia Youre out of the band Delia Vishnu doesnt need more disciples Delia!. LYDIA: Adam, Barbara? Otho : [while Lydia shows them the attic] Fabulous. BARBARA: Thats so strange, Its not hot. do not like him! I thought these were twin sheets! happy! Well be right back. MAXINE: See? Youre still breathing arent you? The musical may still be called Beetlejuice; but, this time around, Lydia's the star. I am a very sexual being, and I do love me an orgy, but I say this with love, but you all dont strike me as the orgying kind. to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! OH! I cancelled the exorcist, and Ive hired someone better. Nothing would give me more pleasure than to kill those people downstairs. "Beetlejuice" is closing on Broadway in January, ending its unconventional, fan-fueled run on the Great White Way. Weve already said it a bunch of times! (a beat.) Im sorry its kind of a mess. IS MORE THAN JUST SPACE WITH NO END LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! 4) "JAG" 18) The film "Beetlejuice" ended with Lydia dancing to what song? UNLESS THEY GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (YES YES, WE'RE FEELIN' IT, THEY'RE GONNA FEEL IT, WE'RE KILLIN' IT! But first, I think it would be so wonderful if our newest family member would make a toast! OTHO: Then lets get to it! Second row, right there! And choosing the people you wanna share it with! Life is a goddamn roller coaster, I dont know how you people do that. MISS ARGENTINA: THIS IS THE NETHERWORLD! CHARLES: On behalf of Delia and myself, I'd just like to say, ALL (but LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANNA GO HOME. You give mea bonerhere, its a femur. Please, forgive me! BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING! Lydias vision was right! Knock three times. Hide! THIS CRIB IS TOO PRECIOUS FOR PLACING A BABY INSIDE IT, YOUR SENSE OF PERFECTION IS JUST A REFLECTION THAT, YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY PREPARED TO MAKE ROOM FOR A KID. OKAY? Boo. LYDIA: I dont know how! Like these weirdos. Scripture tells us, "Sorrow not. BEETLEJUICE: THAT IS THE SOUND, OF CLEAN, WHITE, SHORTS TURNING BROWN, LYDIA: THE SOUND OF A SCREAM, IS MUSIC TO ME, A SOUND THAT SAYS FIFTEEN YEARS FULL-TIME THERAPY, BEETLEJUICE: TRAUMA AND FEAR, IT SINGS IN MY EAR, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE AROUND, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. Maxie Dean loves shrimp! Hiya mom! (a beat or two.) ADAM: Hes going to kill someone! Beetlejuice: [covers Lydia's mouth with his hand] She's a little bit nervous. I had it open for a second but the Maitlands slammed it shut. Oh I don't see anything -- Aah! And he's to blame. BEETLEJUICE: Back off, Mom! And breathers worry so much about their stupid little lives, most of them never notice anything strange or unusual unless you make them. BEETLEJUICE: Hi! JUNO: Oh, Lawrence, that was beautiful. ADAM Hey old girl! LYDIA: Okay. Oldest trick in the book! Never change! Scripture tells us, Sorrow not. DELIA: (Ringing Triangle.) WE COULD JUST WALK BUT WE'VE DONE THAT BEFORE, ADAM: THAT MUST BE THE REASON SHE SEES US, FRIENDS WHO DON'T STOP AT PROBLEMS OR OBSTACLES. And also, I dont model anymore. BEETLEJUICE: Exorcism. BUT NOTHING'S A CHORE WHEN YOU'RE RESTORING, APART FROM FRUSTRATION, PAIN, AND FINANCIAL DRAIN. You said you would help us! this hilarious musical tells the story of lydia deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing . We got any kids in the audience? Im so scared Im going to forget her. Do you want some lunch? Dad, n-no you cant do that. Well, I should probably get going. Im bringing my mom back, and none of you can stop me! Wheres Lydia? Dead Mom loved our house. Does this dress say Mindfulness?. LYDIA: Dad, how long do we have to stay here? I orbit. It is based on Tim Burton's 1988 film of the same name. Oh my god! Sucks-Yes! Im a part of this too! ADAM: Well this just says Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. (to audience.) To the dead. BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. It was all rundown and we didnt know if we were going to get through it. But Lydia, you cant live like this! You need a mother. 123! LYDIA: (to CHARLES.) THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD! We invisibles have to stick together! Home Monologues from Musicals. BARBARA: You were right. BEETLEJUICE: I wanted to help you guys, its literally all I wanted, but the two of you are helpless. LOOK! ; Body Horror: Having his head cut off, then stretching his nose out while shoving his hand into the back of his head and growing eyes on his fingers. Thats your answer for everything! LYDIA: Oh. Beetlejuice:: *stops her* hey i get it you and me were not that different. BARBARA: You cant make every wall an accent wall! Its not a real marriage. People dont read. (draws door.) Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life." You see, the living ignore the dead. And there is a way. For we do not walk alone., GROWN UPS WANT TO FIX THINGS, WHEN THEY CANT, IT ONLY FILLS THEM WITH SHAME, IS IT BEING GREEDY TO NEED SOMEBODY TO SEE ME AND SAY MY NAME. I am angry! BEETLEJUICE: Get in there Babs! Mom was the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe! That was an old Scandinavian folk song. ADAM: Chapter one! Just like, what if Im never happy again? And they have scorpions for teeth! And speaking of, right on time! You are dead? Ive never felt this before. What does that mean? Its a little crooked. But it seems that Teeter is not content with just wowing audiences on stage. Having lost her. Its the perfect weapon to help you vanquish your ghost. Get the shrimp! DELIA: AHHH! Lets find out! ADAM: Woah. **Beetlejuice: The Musical has ended its Broadway run, but is currently touring nationally. DELIA: Doubt. But thats only because I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN! LYDIA: Mom?! We take all these adult recreational classes, you know, ballroom dancing, backyard composting, ADAM: We just took this amazing glass blowing class. Lydia: No! Ill marry you! Lift with your back! ADAM: I gotta say hun, were lucky. Is that an old book? Once he realizes this house is haunted, well have to leave! BEETLEJUICE: And now for the moment youve all been waiting for! Also, one of your wine glasses is poison! I am also dead. ), THEY'LL NEVER GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES. LYDIA: YeahItd be terrible if we all let each other down, DELIA: (Rings Triangle.) BEETLEJUICE: So. And I want everyone here to know it. Did I hear the dinner bell? But heres the good news! I will, I just, OKAY FINE I WILL. From comedy to drama and everything in between, we hope that you can find one that you love. ADAM: Oh! No no no no no. BEETLEJUICE: I am not Wiccan, and that is nothing like this. (MOVERS move in furniture.) LYDIA YOU GIVE ME THAT! LYDIA: I want you to stay. Teen And Up Audiences. However, there was no reasoning with the spirit, but Adam and Barbara had a slight advantage in the fact that they weren't stuck in Adam's miniature town. MAXINE: OH STOP! So! (a beat.) Lydia, I know you wont let me down. I'm so glad you changed your mind. BEETLEJUICE: Why do you gotta be so hard on me, Mom? Where are you going? Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall. BEETLEJUICE: Holy crap! MAXIE DEAN: Great idea, Im famished. (Charles and Delia try a Hi-five) Oh, so close! ITS ALMOST A GIVEN THAT I WILL ALL SOON BE ALIVE. Both movie and musical have the same bones, yet there are many differences that change everything from minor details to major motivations. What do I always say about doubt? I see you. BARBARA: Wait, what? It sayswe should draw a door. Got any references? God, you know, your mother knew this was going to happen. YES! Well, we can take care of that. Theyre chasing me! AND Im from New Jersey! Move forward. 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